colitissed

verb.

-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea

I colitissed the shit out of that mouse because it was looking at me funny!

by oxcol September 8, 2010

colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014

clitical acclaim

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.

Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."

by californialuv January 31, 2014

clitussy

The clitussy is when a women and a cat have sex on a bike because it’s a clit and a pussy

Last night I saw a clitussy in the street

by Queen clitussy May 13, 2022

commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.

by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014

clitsucker

n. one who enjoys twirling their tongue around clits and, after that titillates his or her partner, placing their entire mouth around the genital area known as the clitoris and sucking as long as hard as a pleasurable erection; often results in woman jizz being spurted

Damn, dude! Did you hear what Alejandro did to Lauren last night? He is such a pro clitsucker.

by Eamon Ryan April 16, 2009

clitasaurus rex

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.

Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex

by Tsunami May 26, 2003