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the clint eastwood special 

when two gay men, while giving eachother handjobs, have a "distance competition" with the cum shots. the loser must then angrily give the winner a rim job. While all of this is happening another gay man is licking up the shot sperm and penetrating the losers asshole using the cum as a lubricant. and for the special, a firm turd is taken and used as a dildo for one of the 3 assholes.
I went on a date with 2 of my boyfriends to chippendales and we decided to go home and do the clint eastwood special.

and how did that go for you?

well we couldnt get a firm turd, they were all liek rabbit pelets. but other than that i won the cumshot contest. and woke up the next morning feeling quite saucy.

The Clint Eastwood 

A threatening expression with gimlet eyes, complete with a swagger.
"After Cal's sex changed, he tried to act more male with The Clint Eastwood."
The Clint Eastwood by gobba42 August 1, 2012

Clit Eastwood 

"Clit Eastwood" is a term I use to describe badass female police officers who feel they have to "take control" of a nonexistant situation.
Clit Eastwood keeps her hand on her sidearm while breaking my stones about my dirty license plate.
Clit Eastwood by Overdrive December 28, 2005

Clit Eastwood 

When you put your hands together like a gun and insert both pointer and middle fingers into a girls vagina and tickle her clit with your thumbs.
My girlfriend was smitten when I gave her the ole Clit Eastwood.
Clit Eastwood by Swizzdabizz January 16, 2010

Clint Eastwoody 

An erection inspired by the sheer manly awesomeness that is Clint Eastwood.
"Did you see Gran Torino? Man, that movie gives me a huge Clint Eastwoody."
Clint Eastwoody by DJ_Smexy February 11, 2009

clint eastwoods saddle bags 

As she stood over him naked Dave noticed that her genitlaia hung down like Clint Eastwoods Saddle Bags