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clerm

Any unidentified white substance, especially that which is found in Steven's home.
Steven, you're cat just ate the clerm again...

Oh yeah, he always does that. I hate him.

What's clerm?

That stuff. Duh.
by bingbopbobebi January 30, 2009
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Clebglonked

Ferociously turned on, to an extent above any previously seen on earth.
“Bro I was sleeping and smelled sum weird so I woke up to check what it was. Turns out I was ferociously pooping myself in my sleep. Literally covered my bed in rancid diarrhea. Smell had me clebglonked.
by Pdiddy5546969 January 20, 2022
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Clerks

A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.
by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003
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cleg nut

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift
fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut
by bigman March 14, 2003
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clerget

"This pizza is covered in clerget".
by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009
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Clerks-It

To stand in front of a gas station and/or a convince store for a long period of time. The more common store is 7-11, but it is much easier to Clerks-It at a shitty convince store that no one will care if you loiter.
"Hey Justin, I'm bored shitless. Let's go Clerks-It at the Ghandi Store."

"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."

"Hey, you know that 7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."
by Little Timmy Urine July 31, 2007
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clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex
"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"
by 302.di December 7, 2016
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