96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

by south park rules :D December 25, 2009

62 Cents

When you fuck up so badly that you get SQUIDWARD to defend SPONGEBOB.

Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin about?"

Flying Dutchman: "62 cents."

Mr. Krabs: "I'll take the money!"

*Spongebob is taken away*

Mr. Krabs: "Look, Squidward! Money!"
Squidward: "Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for SIXTY-TWO CENTS?!"

Mr. Krabs: "You think I could have gotten more?"

Squidward: "He stuck up for you, and you sold him out. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"

Mr. Krabs: "...What have I done?" *Sobs* "I want another chance!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

hockey cleats

much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.

"that chick is hockey cleats"

by jp22382 September 5, 2005

cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

by B-girl November 17, 2004

Clenis

Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.

'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"

by Baseball Fury January 19, 2005

10 cents

Originally growing out of the saying "if I had nickel for every time...", this phrase is used when someone says something retarded, overly sexual, or just fucked up.

Joe: "Billy, if I had 10 cents for every time you said something retarded, Bill Gates would be my sex whore."
10 minutes later, Billy: "I wanna have sex with a giraffe."
Joe: "10 cents, Billy."

by the arji monster December 11, 2010

30 cents shy of a quarter

(adjective) broke; no green backs

Homie, can you spot me cuz I be like 30 cents shy of a quarter!

by Fangsta April 29, 2003