Clender

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.

Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.

by Getz August 24, 2004

Clench Job

A painful blow job that is the result of the giver incorporating too much teeth into their bobbing of the knob. This painful teething of the cock causes the male to clench their own teeth and often grimace in pain. However, the male receiving will generally endure the pain because even though it hurts, any sucking of the cock is good.

Carl's girlfriend was so inexperienced at giving head. She kept biting and teething his engorged knob. Despite the pain, he endured her Clench Job because after all, he was getting his cock sucked.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Groin Clench

When a girl gets an involuntary twinge in the groin region as a result of thinking of/ witnessing something arousing.

Keenan: Did you SEE Channing Tatum in uniform in Dear John?
Caitlin: YES, I groin clenched so bad!

by BaileyBoo28 April 21, 2011

ciencebum

Ciencebum is seeing someone with a large bum and being excited.

Guy: ciencebum! I saw this thick girl today

Other guy: wow, she’s really got that ciencebum.

by Freddie mercury December 19, 2018

Señor clenchy

an adult male person whom gets extremely irritated to the point when their butt cheeks begin to clench due to increasing rage from discomfort, situational pressure, constant annoyances etc.

Person A: I can’t FUCKING find it!
Person B: it’s in there keep looking!
Person A: YOU COME LOOK BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GODDAMN SQUAT ANYMORE!!!
Person B: it’s right there, under that stuff that’s behind the big box, can’t you see it??
Person A: DAMN IT I GIVE UP, YOU GET IT THEN!!!!!!
Person b: HAHAHA SEÑOR CLENCHY!!

by Gun colector February 1, 2018

sphincter clencher

It means when something is a tense moment, your ass tightens up. So a 'close call' is called 'puckering your asshole'

"This project is really a sphincter clencher. I don't know if we're going to make it on time."

by 4tw March 28, 2008

Pepper clencher

Before having sex with your girl, rub pepper on the pillow that your girl will be putting her face into. Once she sniffs it, she will sneeze and her snatch will tighten.

I rubbed some pepper on her pillow and her snatch tighten, known as the pepper clencher.

by whiteshoes from Hudson December 16, 2019