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Gravy Cleanse

The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.
The last gravy cleanse had me shit off 10 pounds.
by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022
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Ethnic Cleanse

What Israel has been doing since 1948 to Palestinians
Person 1: Damn, why is so hard for the world to realize that that the ethnic cleanse happening in Palestine is a crime against humanity ?
Person 2: Bro, how do you not know? Israel gets away with anything... including crimes against humanity!
Person 1: Not this time, free Palestine Until Palestine is free!!
by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021
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Ethnic Cleanse

My hockey bag has been sitting in the basement for years, I'm going to have to ethnic cleanse that shit.
by ClownOnHer October 1, 2009
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Cleaning the cat

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.
by jewoobs69 August 6, 2014
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cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.
come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 5, 2008
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Clean Cleans

Referring to some new or icy attire. Usually directed toward shoes.
Damn bro them kicks you're rockin are some Clean Cleans son.
by Paulg08 August 12, 2008
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Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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