by Inga68969 November 18, 2020
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Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.
by CruelAmen November 11, 2017
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The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassits and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Though defeat and cancellations because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.
Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.
by massachusettsman January 20, 2011
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Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!
Are you just horny and desperate?
Have a clarity wank!
Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!
Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot
by BankAllDay69 January 22, 2015
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