carked it

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

carked

dead, as in no longer alive and living, eg: gone to their maker

mr smith carked while away on holiday

by helen reed, April 5, 2008

tom clarke

Tom Clarke likes to get rammed up his humungous shitter by 2 metre Pete while Sharon the dyke cunt fuck watched

Tom Clarke loves Chloe Holroyd

by TomClarke29 May 24, 2018

Emilia Clarke

The hottest human being that has ever lived or will ever live. Voted "Sexiest Woman Alive 2015" By Esquire.

Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.

Also, she's a complete badass.

Gay guy: "Dude the plot of last night's Game of Thrones was so insane!"
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."

by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016

Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Clarkejob

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.

1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.

by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011