claptop

crappy cheap laptop

Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.

by lazyquark September 9, 2010

Claptonism

The Religion of those who recognize Eric Clapton as a God

I just converted to Claptonism .

by Claptonist March 4, 2009

clapton it

v. the action of having an excessively high opinion of one's self or ability that no one else could help to improve it. the term usually applies to guitar players with extremely large egos.

see also: bono it, warhol it, kanye west it, mel gibson it, oprah it

"Hey guys, don't even bother trying to help me out on this song. I think it would just sound better if I just play guitar on the whole album."

"Might as well just clapton it."

by Charles Merriam & Noah Webster May 18, 2009

Clapportunity

The opportunity to destroy someone in all aspects.

This is a Clapportunity of a lifetime.

by Degrees June 10, 2018

claptrapocracy

I can find no dictionary definitions for this word but I believe the intended meaning is government by inept individuals spouting nonsense.

A similar word to kakistocracy, which is in the dictionary: "government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state".

"Ireland isn't really a utopia – it's just its neighbour is a gurning claptrapocracy". Headline in the Guardian 29th July 2020.

by Donald Trump III July 29, 2020

clapter

Clapter is a word coined by Amanda Filipacchi in her 1993 novel Nude Men to describe the enthusiastic response to the avant-garde magician Laura who entertains her audience with "tricks" that require no actual magic but do demand an elevated level of sophistication on the part of the viewer in order to be appreciated.

"When Laura takes a Kleenex out of her pocket and wipes her forehead with it, everyone roars with clapter"

by Wankleton March 20, 2008

Eric Clapton

Our Lord and savior.

Eric Clapton is my God

by Richard December 31, 2003