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Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.
My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.
by fish03 July 14, 2009
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Castle Rule

When someone attacks you in your own home, you have the legal right to own their ass.
Crackhead breaks into your house, you yell "Castle Rule!" and then proceed to stomp their face in.
by JG1L November 13, 2009
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Repeating Castle

When the same course of events happens repeatedly, despite attemps to to stop or change it.

Background: Expression is derived from the original Super Mario Brothers game on Nintendo. Some of the Bowser's Castle levels were 'repeating castles', where the same sequence of screen would repeate continually until the player performed the neccessary sequance of actions to get out of the repetition.
As Joe and Jon walked back to their campsite, they past what looked like the same tree at least three or four times before making it back.

"Fuck, I hope we get out of this repeating castle before dark," said Joe.
by Hopewell Rocks December 11, 2009
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Nigger Castle

A large home or mansion in an affluent area owned by a black person that was able to purchase the residence without hard work (e.g. winning the lotto, becoming a famous yet untalented actor/singer, dealing drugs, etc.)
The children were told by there parents to stay away from the Williams house because it was in fact a nigger castle and they might get shot or stabbed if they wandered to close.
by Romath May 3, 2011
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White Castle

The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!
I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.
by The Dude August 29, 2004
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Castle Heights Middle School

Castle Heights Middle School Is a school with a bunch of different types of people there’s the hoes , popular girls who are aggy and the popular boys who are loud as hell in class . Castle Heights Middle School is also a school no one likes
Dang bro , Castle Heights Middle School is the worst school in sc
by uthough January 10, 2019
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cisterhood

Group that includes all biological women born with vaginas. Transwomen are excluded.
Tonya is bitter because as a transwoman, she can never be part of the cisterhood.
by Larry the Lover August 10, 2017
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