Carthage is a tiny-ass farm town in Western Illinois 5 hours from Chicago and 3 hours from St. Louis. It's lily-white, so if you got any color in you besides a red neck, you better not speed, cause that's where the county jail is too.
by blueboy54 February 18, 2009
Get the Carthage, IL mug.Who was that weirdo running around in an awkward wig challenging students to sword fights in a russian accent?" "Must be a Carthespian
by Slammin' Salem December 5, 2010
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Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016
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The Cartherine club meets in the shack after midnight. Bring your glow sticks and magic 8 balls. Has anyone seen Larry?
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by dirtyguccisock October 3, 2021
Get the Carthead mug.A place for hookers and whores. There are some good people there and they deserve better, but for the most part that place is a living hell and everyone knows it. Carthage High School is the worst place on earth! I’m so glad I finally left that wretched place I pray for everyone attending. RIP
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