chutney muff

a girl with red pubic hair or a girl with red hair, thus suspected of the same attributes downstairs
Also known as chutters

have you seen that girl alexandra?
who the chutney muff?
yeah

by Petey May 18, 2003

Chutney Ferret

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.

The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!

by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

chutney shunter

Derogatory term for a gay person or the sexual acts or anal sex.

"The boys a chuntey shunter"

"What a chutney shunter"

by LuKe-87 January 10, 2006

chutney locker

gay slang for anus. An anal locker full of chutney.

come and stick your cock right up my chutney locker!!

by Minger Magnet April 15, 2003

chutney chat

The act of anal intercourse, usually between two men.

"You up for some chutney chat big boy?"
"yeah my love pump is primed - slap on the lube"

by Mr Bates August 20, 2006

chuxley

A word used to describe an incredibly attractive man with very large junk in the pants. It is known that few people have this name. Combining the first letter of your first name and the whole last name can also make this name.

Woah, i just slept with a chuxley and damn his penis is as good as he is attractive!

by Dani Dion July 12, 2007

chutney pot

the anus and bowel of somebody who eats a lot of Indian cuisine.

if david dickinson tried to tap your botty you might say"oh no david not in my chutney pot"

by hythe home of chav June 3, 2011