Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'

"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

chuff all

nothing, nothing at all,nothing in the least,absolutely nothing

You know what I get for helping him? chuff all - that's what. I just do it because I want to.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

Chuffin 'eck

A slang phrase with a similar meaning to "bloody hell" or the even more offensive "fucking hell", albeit milder and less forceful.

Originates from Yorkshire.

P1: That bun'll cost you four quid.
P2: Chuffin 'eck! I ain't payin' that!

by PoorKingElizabeth September 8, 2016

Chuff on

When one is very, very pleased with a particular event or situation.

Neil has a chuff on!

by Lucy T Dog February 23, 2017

churufláis

Mexican spanish slang. Stinky butt, can be used the same context as "nalgas" or "culo"

Ma! I have a girlfriend!

Una novia?! Pero ni saves cómo limpiarte el churufláis!!"

by hallucimate September 6, 2023

chuffed

To be quite proud of ones self.

I just had my first backshot experience, i'm so chuffed!

by SOPHisACE November 21, 2001

chuffer

Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.

I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.

by M'ie July 25, 2008