by CharDUST May 1, 2009
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Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior
1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.
2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.
2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
Get the comptard mug.a mix between cum and mustard to be used in any which way you want. Often used as a dressing on a Feckle Burger and also tastes amazing as a dipping sauce for Fecks
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"OMG she has Cumstard on her bottom lip. Someone should tell her"
"OMG she has Cumstard on her bottom lip. Someone should tell her"
by Co-owner of Innuendo King December 27, 2009
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I call people who believe in chemtrails ,even though it is demonstrably provable that they are in fact, fact: chemtards because my brain and spirit have become so chemtarded I can no longer think for myself.
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Get the chumpadoink mug.Any moron that thinks Albert Belle belongs in the Hall of Fame and likes to pose for pictures with his thumbs up. Also has unusual fixations with things of an anal nature and breakfast cereals.
by DicksareforChicks December 12, 2008
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1. Combination of chutiya and bastard
Chutiya means a dumb fuck.
2. Combination of chutiya and retard
1. Combination of chutiya and bastard
Chutiya means a dumb fuck.
2. Combination of chutiya and retard
He is such a chutard
by magicallyweird January 7, 2012
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