Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.
Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.
by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008
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v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.
Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!
"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome
"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome
by fugitive February 25, 2008
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That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!
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That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!
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"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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