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chopstickism

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.
I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.
by kai azad January 2, 2007
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Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian that is masculine but not butch. She’ll be into sports and wear masculine clothes like flannel and graphic tees and a suit to formal things. She’ll probably have her hair long but either nothing is done to it or it’s tied up. She might wear makeup like concealer for reasons and maybe a bit more for formal occasions
Logan: Hey, is Lorreli gay?

Sarah: Yeah, she’s a chapstick lesbian
by dO I LOOK- March 18, 2021
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chapstick emergency

1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
by sarahmcow January 15, 2010
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Chapstick whore

Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.

If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
Man 1: "See that guy over there?"

Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"

Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"

Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
by dats2dope December 10, 2009
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cluestick

An object either a) being or b) resembling a stick.

A cluestick is used to beat the clueless into submission until he, she or it gains clue.

Also known as a "clue-by-four" and closely associated with the "Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool" LART
Billy took a cluestick to the face after his computer brought down the network with a virus that came with his latest pr0n
by beddo May 11, 2004
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chumslick

Pungent, smelly vagina. Usually denoting the presence of something to be later cleared up by antibiotics. The origin can be traced to the streak of grey slime left on the top of your johnson after hiding the salami in a 'trich' infected wench, and it's probable similarity in smell to cut-up dead fish parts used to lure sharks into surrounding waters.
1) "I wouldn't touch her with your dick, she's sportin a real chumslick down there..."

2) "Whew, that's one wicked chumslick."
by CarbonCrappie March 17, 2009
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