chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.

God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

by the chofessional March 4, 2010

chub and tuck

When someone hides their stomach fat by tucking in their shirt

"DJ Khaled has a nice chub and tuck"

by Sherock Holmes January 31, 2016

belly chub

A slightly friendlier way to refer to tummy fat or the spare tire.

By using the relatively innocent term "chub" (shortened from "chubby") instead of the more loaded "fat" or the unflattering "bulge," the phrase dodges some of the stigmas that have arisen from increasing obesity and our appearance-obsessed culture.

"That bikini looked great on the hanger, but when I put it on all of my belly chub was hanging out so I bought a tank suit instead."

- "Why are you on a diet? You're not fat."
- "Yeah, but I want to get rid of this belly chub."

by k.ann.h June 11, 2006

nerd chub

a semi-erect penis stimulated by any thing that is "geeky" and/or "nerdy" by nature.

As John waited anxiously outside the comic book store, he was finding it difficult to suppress his nerd chub.

by rascally rabbit January 2, 2012

Chub Factory

A night club frequented by fat ugly chicks.

"dude, where did you meet your girlfriend? At the chub factory"?

by Schmeat May 16, 2007

Chub-bug

A female of large carriage, or a corpulent girl, who is acceptable for a male individual to have sex with IF the said male individual is highly intoxicated.

"At this party tonight, I'm just going to try and get laid; I'll bang a chub-bug honestly, I don't care".

"You know, Jenny has a pretty face, but she still qualifies as a chub-bug".

by Tuco Finn May 27, 2008

chub chasing

The act of entering a bar with intentions of drinking to the point of intoxication. Followed by complementing a "chubby" girl, and hoping they have low self-esteem. It's all easy from there.

Anyone up for some chub chasing tonight?

Going to chase some chub this weekend.

by DanK6501 September 12, 2013