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poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.
Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.
by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006
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Christie

1) An angry, bloviated, overweight, purulent, and vindictive man.

2) Someone you vote for when there are no better options available.

3) A person elected to office when ‘Mickey Mouse’ or ‘None of the above’ is not an option on the ballot.

4) The perceived lesser-of-two-evils.

5) A person who appears to change his position after he’s elected to office.

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1) I don’t like listening to Rush Limbaugh because he seems to be such a Christie!

2) I wasn’t going to vote because all of the candidates suck; however, I’d better pull a Christie.

3) The only reason that Christie over there got elected was because our state doesn’t allow a ‘None of the above’ option.

4) I know what we have is not good so I’ll take my chances with that Christie over there.

5) It seems that most people you vote for, will do a Christie after they are elected.
by studmoose March 14, 2011
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crusties

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.
hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?
by darkmugan May 31, 2005
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crustie

A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.
Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*
by Spagoons May 19, 2018
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Christie Alyce Phillips

Find someone like Christie you could never be any happier.She is truly amazing and couldn't live life with out her she cares for you more than you know but you will never really no how much.forever
Christie Alyce Phillips
She is funny,cute,hot,attractive literally the most sweetest-nicest chick you could ever meet and makes your life million times better.If you get the chance to meet someone such as her i suggest you treasure it with all of your heart and keep it forever :P
by JayfK December 11, 2010
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Matt Christie

Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome sex god from mars
He loves everyone and has an amazing style
Matt is a shorty and always laughs
he is a great person so just shut up ya homo!
Awe Yeah Matt Christie ya!
by Iluvya1995 January 13, 2011
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crustless socks

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.
Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks
by toiletpaper96 June 12, 2018
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