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christmas shopping 

though i do love recieving gifts on chrismas day, its a shame that people have forgotten the spirit of the holiday season. christmas shopping basically translate to "buy all you can; take all you buy" day because thats all people care about.

Christmas Shit

When a group of people stay up until midnight on Christmas eve, then all take a dump together in an outdoor setting
Sis: We're going to be up late tonight. We have to take our Christmas Shit in the back yard.
Bro: oh right, I almost forgot about that.

christmas sniper 

That person that gets you an xmas gift unexpectedly, and you didn't get them a gift. its why you carry generic gifts around at xmas time.
Dude 1, merry xmas, here I got you something.
Dude 2, oh snap, I have your gift in the car, let me go get it.
Dude 3 near your car, good thing you had that gift, that tool is a christmas sniper.
christmas sniper by Jacy C December 22, 2008

Christmas Storied 

When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.
"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."
Christmas Storied by SickBoyPunk February 27, 2009

Christmas shocker 

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.
Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.
Christmas shocker by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011

Christme Shopping 

Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.
"Everyone else is looked after, time for a little Christme Shopping"
Christme Shopping by Lerako November 27, 2012