Hey, I'm someone who proclaims atheism and coexistence but can't stand Christianity at all. Let's go write a scathing satire of it on Urban Dictionary.
by Cynic551512341234 July 25, 2011
Get the Christianity mug.A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.
The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
by Who, me? August 16, 2003
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A popular religion founded by a pacifist proto-socialist who promoted social justice, tolerance, and peace. Jesus Christ was a remarkably liberal man for his time, accepting prostitutes and murderers, among others, into his group. Unfortunately corrupted over the years, some branches of Christianity now seem to promote the opposite of the religion's founding aims, drawing on the works of St Paul, an evangelist who lived 50 years after the death of Jesus Christ. These sects of Christianity reverently follow Paul's interpretation, but refuse to accept any more modern interpretations of Christ's life.
Nevertheless, most mainstream Christians, (that is mainstream in the European sense, not the American sense) continue to try to fulfill the original aims of the religion. Please don't judge Christianity on a few mad sects in America and a old-fashioned German pope. Despite getting the most media coverage, they do not accurately represent Christianity and most Christians.
Nevertheless, most mainstream Christians, (that is mainstream in the European sense, not the American sense) continue to try to fulfill the original aims of the religion. Please don't judge Christianity on a few mad sects in America and a old-fashioned German pope. Despite getting the most media coverage, they do not accurately represent Christianity and most Christians.
Archbishop Rowan Williams, Cardinal Hume and Mother Teresa are all people who try/tried to follow true Christianity.
by haardvark September 17, 2006
Get the Christianity mug.The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
by a different nam3 October 1, 2007
Get the Christianity mug.A person who claims to be a Christian, but whose actions suggest they are Nazis, whose goal is to exterminate or disenfranchise anyone different from them -- based on race, philosophy, gender affection, religion, creed or color. A hypocritical, zealot Christian.
Christians become Christianazi when they abdicate their religious teachings to their inflamed political fears, while still professing their Christian values. The flock of Christians-in-name-only CINO who ardently supported Trump's policies to dismantle and throw away social advances made in prior administrations are Christinazis. Typified by xenophobic white men who fear their power and manhood are being usurped by any number of groups, including women, gays, and other races. Not all Christians are also Christianazis.
Christians become Christianazi when they abdicate their religious teachings to their inflamed political fears, while still professing their Christian values. The flock of Christians-in-name-only CINO who ardently supported Trump's policies to dismantle and throw away social advances made in prior administrations are Christinazis. Typified by xenophobic white men who fear their power and manhood are being usurped by any number of groups, including women, gays, and other races. Not all Christians are also Christianazis.
Paul drank the koolaid when he was unemployed during the last election cycle and falling victim to his fears became a Christianzi.
The Christianazi movement gained momentum when it's strongest leader, Donald J. Trump, threw his hat into the 2016 presidential campaign.
The Christianazi movement gained momentum when it's strongest leader, Donald J. Trump, threw his hat into the 2016 presidential campaign.
by Konundrummers October 1, 2018
Get the Christianazi mug.A really cool religion, because if you follow it then you can go around raping, beating, and killing people, and as long as you confess your sins at the end of the day and repent you'll go to heaven!!!!!
I masturbate fifteen times a day, but I'm going to heaven because I tell God that I love him after I'm done!
by 5th column September 16, 2006
Get the Christianity mug.The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga May 16, 2007
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