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Christaliban

Member or adherent of radical rightwing Fundamentallist Christianity. Members of the Christaliban hold to extreme theocratic views and support replacing the secular constitutional government of the US with a Dominionist Christian theocracy where all non-Dominionist religions are banned and their adherents subject to state sanctioned persecution. In a Christaliban tyranny, women and gays would have no civil rights . Under the Christaliban all forms of media and art would be subject to "morality based" censorship and suppressed if deemed "objectionable". There is absolutely no difference between the former Taliban tyranny in Afghanistan and the vile tenets of the Christaliban apart from religion as both are tyrannies
Key leaders of the Christaliban include Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Donald Wildmon, Lou Sheldon, and Fred Phelps.

It has been the long standing goal of the Christaliban to impose a theocracy on America.

Despite the denials and rantings by right wing talk radio, the threat to American freedoms has never been from the Left, but the radical Right, especially the theocratic elements of the Christaliban.
by binydeamon November 30, 2010
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Christacular

Jesusy enough to make the non-religious uncomfortable. (Noun form: Christacularity.)
No, I don't want to go to the movies with Liz--I think she's really nice, but she's so Christacular.

Kirk Cameron didn't go all Christacular until his career died.
by Honky '98 February 7, 2010
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Christa

The most perfect person alive, cute, caring, loving, loyal, smart, and creative.
Christa is Yes.
by Nae nae’d January 13, 2021
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Christabel-Infidel

An infidelish creature known as Christabel. She will be short and very distracting, as well as hard to ignore. Insistent, you may find it hard to shake the Christabel-Infidel once she has decided you are friends. She will be very similar to a chav.
Jennifer: Oh my God, there was a Christabel-Infidel following me around the other day.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.
by Infidel Number TWO. December 17, 2008
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Christance

Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.
Christance calls herself christy
by Coke_can June 25, 2018
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Christa McAuliffe Middle School

A shitty ass school located in suburban Boynton Beach, Florida. Some call it "Christa" or "CMMS" for short. The school's mascot is the lame ass "Challengers", and most of the students are just waiting for the school to blow up like the real space shuttle. People from other schools call people who go to CMMS, Christa McCrackers.

Christa McAuliffe is filled shitty teachers, and even shittier students. A good majority of the school smokes weed, ditches class, and are a disgrace to society.

In the Christa McAuliffe hallways, (like any other middle school) you'll find the Bitchy Whores, Chongas, Black Kids, Stoners/Burnouts, and the Nerds. The bitchy whores main pride in life, is being "hot" and losing their virginity at the age on 12. The Chonga's are your standard gross, greasy mexicans that smell like cheap perfume, and guacamole. The black kids act like hard asses. Truth is, they live in $400,000 houses, and buy Nike's with their parent's money. The Stoners wake and bake behind the Publix every single day... And nobody gives a rat's ass about the nerds, they're just there.

Most people hate this school with a mother fucking passion.....but in their heart, deep deep deep down inside I bet they secretly like it. Whether you like the school or not, memories are made at Christa McAuliffe Middle School. The school is a fucking dump, but it's a place you'll never forget.
Kid Uno- Oh hey, you go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School right?

Kid Two- Un-fucking-fortunately, yes.

Kid Uno- Sucks for you bro.
by myschoolsucks April 28, 2011
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Christbag

Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.
"Shut up you stupid Christbag!"

"Go hug a Bible you Christbag!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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