Christain

Person who likes to eat cocks and eat lemons on a warm summer day

I was at the YMCA and walked into the locker room and saw a christain.

by Swiss Roll of Swizterland February 16, 2018

christsplaining

When a Christian automatically assumes that they are the moral and/or intellectual superior on any subject, despite having little or no credentials, and proceeds to lecture others with ignorant, "faith-based" propaganda.

I was talking to a religious friend about the scientific consensus of climate change and he started christsplaining to me that climate change is a hoax because God would never allow that to happen.

by Pantopm December 11, 2019

Christalina

A beautiful Generous young girl she is often short but claim she is tall rude and nice at the same time you never know when she is joking she is fun to be around and she like maddd dayroom tbh but she aii

Christalina is The best 🤩.

by Netsrider99 June 2, 2021

christlin

A smart young beautiful girl who has people around her to support, still feeling lonely.
She is a little drama queen and loves nature. She is filled with simplicity and a makeup hater. She is Hot and is liked by most boys.

Christlin is a beautiful girl.

by Jia Khan June 13, 2021

Christain

An asshole who stays on a computer constantly and never talks to girl's.

My brothers name is christain

by Snow Gonzalez July 5, 2019

Christplaining

Similar to Mansplaining, Christplaining is when a Christhole will scream fanatically their religious point of view to drown out anything that opposes their Cult. Because their impotent & cowardly god can't speak, they speak for it and make asinine assumptions in what they think god wants.

They often will try to emphasize and enforce it against a non-believer's will by publicly praying loudly (attention whoring) & claiming to "Do the Lord's Work," even if it means breaking State Laws because they believe God's Law is above Man's Law. If they feel they have sinned, they will pray for forgiveness then do it all over again. They create Hell on Earth but as long as they believe they're going to Heaven, fuck everyone else and their feelings.

Walking thru Old Town Spring listening to Michael explain that the Serpent didn't deceive Eve, that he gave her a choice: Freedom & Knowledge, or Ignorance and Sexual Slavery (hence why they were naked)... a Christhole overhead our conversation and went off on us as she began Christplaining to us that they were tricked. We rejected her false beliefs, to which point she started praying loudly.

I even told the Christhole, "If God has a plan prayers are BS." At which point she momentarily paused, a moment of clarity sweeped over her face, immediately she shakes her head, stomps her feet & screams as she tries to shake the logic & reason from her mind. The cops were called to have her removed because she was disturbing the Peace.

I believe she is rotting in jail as the Shackles of Indoctrination are loosening their grip on her.

by fzac89 March 4, 2023

christrain

The act of two christians both plowing a slut at the same damn time included but not limited to BDSM whips, dual cumshots, and anal creampies.

"Hey bro, lets go pick up that slut and run a Christrain!"

by Ronaldmanhammer September 29, 2013