christerbation

Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"

"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"

"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."

"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."

by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021

Christer

Christer is my boyfriend. His full name is Christer John. He such an amazing boyfriend ever! Words can’t explain how much I fall for him. He is kind, loyal, cute, he likes to play basketball and very good at it. He doesn't like to meddle in other people's business. The only thing he care about is meeeeee.

Christer also a joker, but sometimes he can be serious too. Christer never lie to me, he told me (i don’t know but i trust him). and if you're reading this, keep being a good person. prepare for your future, sow all the good things now, and it will come back to you. keep building a connection with God and me. hope our love can last forever <3

Christer ; a very nice person

by yourrr pretty girlll November 22, 2021

chrisper

-The goat of wii sports that could beat Matt (the one person in wii sport nobody could beat)
-Sexiest man in the world and the one with the biggest dick to suck on and shove in your pussy

Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m about to cum
Girl: fill me up hard

by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022

Chrisper

The one guy that could beat Matt in wii sports
The guy with the biggest dock to suck on and shove into your pussy plus he’s a hell of a pussy licker

Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m cumming hard
Girl: fill my pussy up

by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022

Christer

A sister of any individual who may be named Chris

Alex: Hey how old is Christer?
Ryan: I heard she's like 17 or smth

by nerdboi69420 September 17, 2022

chrisercise

To remove from ones collective group suddenly without remorse, no explanation but vaguely justifiable to encourage caution and fear for those that remain to accomplice the task.

He just chrisercise John from the group, I'm not sure why it was totally unfair. I want to keep my spot to see what's going on, I better participate or I'm next.

by MartyrRT October 14, 2022

chrisneedsmentalhelp

chrisneedsmentalhelp (AKA Johnny The Rat) is the brother of Chuck-E-Cheese, shortly after Yourhighnessgaming (AKA Chris Wilson) pushed his brother into a hole during a rival dance battle, he has foolishly been trying to get revenge on the Yourhighnessgaming community, someone who constantly tracks him in the community is AlphaZeroSeven to gather intel.

"chrisneedsmentalhelp is pathetic."
"oh god, chrisneedsmentalhelp is trying to launch an attack."

by AlphaZeroSeven November 29, 2022