Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy:
The most inclusive winter holiday!

At least saying "Happy holidays" doesn't exclude anyone, but HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy actually includes them all. And HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy to you, too!

by JaneGordon.com December 27, 2022

chrimoan

An incredibly hood person that pwns in everything that they do and/or all-around badass.

Jeffrey: "How in the hell does he do that?"

Jacob: "How the hell do you think? He's chrimoan!"

by Sean Gillsburg May 18, 2008

Chrismahannukwanzadan

A term invented by myself to cover all religious "holidays" (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan) in one fell swoop (except for Winter Solstice, of course, and until I get turned into a frog by the Druids, then it's not on my list of things to do).

Happy Chrismahannukwanzadan, everyone! Enjoy your presents and/or fasting and/or reflection on your heritage and/or kosher feast!

by Ruk December 24, 2004

Christocrite

A Christian hypocrite

I would go to church more often, but it's full of Christocrites...those people who act all superior that they show up at church every week, yet I see them at the local bar all drunk and nasty the night before

by sutherncomfort April 27, 2010

chrissowed

To be mercilessly robbed, in an enjoyable way, over and over again.

'Where is he, he said he was 5 mins away'
'When was that?'
'5 hours ago!!!'
"Dang, I got Chrissowed again !!!!1!"

by norty & natasha August 27, 2019

ChrisLovesMashandaMore

Verb: The act of Chris loving Mashanda more.

ChrisLovesMashandaMore and that's a fact.

by ChrisLovesMashandaMore August 7, 2019

chrisman27

the chillest lady slayer east of Los Angeles

damn the chrisman27 is chillest lady slayer east of Los Angeles

by luis largo January 22, 2009