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chrishuns

Those fake, insincere religious people who worship the false idol that has come to be known as "Republican Jesus". They want you to think they follow Jesus Christ, but they behave in the exact opposite way He taught us to be. In fact, they have even launched efforts to go beyond cherry-picking the Holy Bible they raised a stink over as being "the literal, error-free Word" and are now finding ways to remove parts or alter it so the "liberal parts" can't be used against their cold-hearted, cruel, mean treatment of the less fortunate.

Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.

They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.

Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Pat Robertson is actually a chrishun leader who makes false statements constantly based on politics, not The Holy Bible.

Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.

Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
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chrisonie

nice,very caring,not afraid to fight,only like one person
hi i'm chrisonie
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chrishanda

Chrishanda is a name. Beautiful on the inside and on the out. She is a very calm person who enjoy the simple things life has to offer. When been in a relationship Chrishanda is often mistaken by her partner of been a liar or someone that is not trusted, but believe it or not Chrishanda is a very well trusted person. If you are dating a Chrishanda she will stay by your side until the day you die. She will always admit when she is wrong and never takes the love of her life for granted. Chrishanda is loyal you can always talk to her in confidence. She is humble and loves her family. Chrishanda has experience difficulties in her life but she is someone who keeps moving forward and never gives up. She is smart, very Intelligent and funny. Chrishanda is a breathtaking fresh of air and will always give her last to someone in need. She is someone who loves no matter how hurt she has been in the past.
A beautiful Chrishanda
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Chrisbon

Chrisbon is one of a kind! With his unique name he is very unique as well! Chrisbon is very funny , handsome and he tells the best jokes. Once you meet a Chrisbon don't ever let them go! There aren't many Chrisbons in the world and you will never meet this awesome friend again! Chrisbon's may seem really shy at first but one you get to know them it's like you've always known them. Chrisbon's may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but who cares! They are an extremely funny person. Hold them tight!
"You have to be a Chrisbon! You are so funny and your jokes are just the best!"
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chrishanti

She’s cool and quirky and and Kinda crazy but is a good friend!
Have you met Chrishanti, she is so funny
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Chrishanna

A person who reflects Christ through their actions and voice. Beautiful both on the inside and out. A person who believes in others when he or she is completely at rock bottom. Faithful till the end in trust, love, friendship. Totally an AMAZING PERSON! With out a person like Chrishanna life would be miserable!
#1.Chrishanna has a clean heart and a pure mind.
#2. Chrishanna is a very independent female.
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Chrishean

A gentleman with a natural, caring and compassionate manner. Driven to succeed, he will do anything to achieve his dreams. Very spontaneous person, much like his unusual name. He would go to the ends of the earth for people he loves. And also sexy lightskin male who is very intelligent and will please you.
Chrishean is like a Romeo in the 21st century.
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