Chrijism

Chrijism (Chri-Jizz-um)

A religion that is founded upon the dislike of physical activity, work, or any actual effort in any field. In which every day is a religious holiday including Abalabonica and Rotomoflailgica. It is believed in this religion that in 19234 b.c Humanity was created by a form a man named Dr.Blaaagh and since that day, he has been minding humanity, and occasionally creating natural disasters just to spice things up.

Johnothan: Hey man, how come you never do ANYTHING?

Billy Bob: Coz' Im a Chrijismist/Chrijislamic/Chrijismalite/

Chrijism (you know you want to)

by Chrijislamic (And proud of it) August 25, 2010

chigiri

fast boi, he nyooom

sparkles come out when he farts

no one:

literally no one:

bllktwt stans: chigiri e word lol

by EGONLYFANS September 2, 2020

chrigu

1. Prone to violent outbursts. The offensiveness of said outburst often adapts to the situation.
2. Having an unnatural attraction to Asian Women.

1. What a chrigu, why does he even go to gay bars if he's just going to get upset about the parking !
2. Flying all the way to san francisco just to ogle women, I don't know, theres just something chrigu about it.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

Chrisissexy

more than love

Chris wants to show Chrisissexy to Ashly.

by Desaturated December 21, 2009

chrisident

An Accident that was the product of a very stupid and completly avoidable mistake often followed by extreem pain and sometimes bloodloss

if you jump on your bed you are likely to cause a CHRISIDENT

by Patriot Bob May 28, 2008

chrisitina

Short little blonde girl who is friends with other short people who are also blonde. She isn’t very smart and all her friends do not know how to spell

Look how Chrisitina she is

by Charlie9669 February 6, 2018

crigilous

Crigilous is the adjective you use to describe someone with an annoying Swedish accent.

“Omg! Her voice is so crigilous!” Shouted Uma Thurman.

by Joke Humbug Bawbee May 8, 2018