choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

by El pene January 23, 2003

choach

Noun. A woman's vagina, or the activity of "getting a piece".

Made famous by Rex Herold.

"I got me some choach last night."

"I'm heading home to get some choach!"

by Boonaloo May 23, 2016

choaf

a chubby oaf. To be used with reference to anyone who is being exceptionally oafy.

"Jenna! You're such a choaf!"

by choafoso February 24, 2009

Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 18, 2009

choadiepreneur

To buy and sell junk or the act of being really cheap.

Ex 1: That guy is a choadiepreneur...he's been going to the junkyard and rippin krusty carbs off old cars and sellin them online. Preneu'n hardcore!

Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!

by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008

Chawal

A common term used in Pakistan, specially Punjab area to denote extremely lame jokes.

1.

Person A: *picks up object* "What is this?"
Person B: *picks up identical object* "It's this!"

Person A: ...
Person B: *cracks up but slows to a stop at lack of response*

Person A: ....Chawal

by Sleepingprankster November 21, 2010

choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009