13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015

Choosey

someone who is choosey will only accept things that they like a lot or they consider to be very good. This person will not settle for less. Usually these type of people are from NASHVILLE,TN

"615.... choosey!!!"

Ex 2: she's so choosey, she always chooses the best things in life

by Girlsbelike June 20, 2014

i choose you pikachu

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

"I choose you pikachu!"

by skydawg159 August 5, 2006

Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

chosen family

Chosen family is family of person who is disowned by their parents for usually being part of lgbt+ community. Chosen family is usually made up of friends.

Aron : These is my sister Blanca.
Em : Huh? Wdym you’re the only child.
Aron : Ugh...
Aron : She is part of my chosen family since my parents disowned me for being gay...

by LadyElektra October 11, 2020

the chosen juan

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017

choose up

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.

James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!

by ashrah April 3, 2008