Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

by Alloy June 20, 2020

Chumpinger

Chumpinger (n.) - Someone who commits a fralinger. Someone who fucks something up that is routine.

Hey Chumpinger, good job with the test.

by 7th floor crew January 28, 2006

Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

chopping

also 'choppin'

To flirt. Often used with incorrect grammar.

Frank: Oooooh, Jimmy be choppin'!

Jimmy: Frank, for the last time, she's my sister. I am not chopping.

by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009

chopping

The act of selling drugs on the street.

"Yo man, I'm chopping again call me"

"What you got?"

"The boom shit"

by TheRussian July 27, 2006

Choppington

Is a red cheeked cuddly character.

He is well mannered and tempered until he reaches his limit.

Not to be taken for anymans fool the Choppington , however docile in appearance and speed can be quite the tricky customer.

In its native habitat the Choppington can belch for extended periods of time at audacious volume to attract a mate.

As a pack animal the Choppington will rarely hunt or gather food he much prefers his bomb disposal sammies.

Fucksake the STI has my cock redder than a Choppington cheek

by Stickyballsack October 5, 2017