Chodestach

A Chodestach is someone who deliberately dips their penis in microwaved watermelons for intense stimulation.

Man Idk about Josh, he never comes out anymore.. he must be a Chodestach

by Jim langley April 23, 2009

Codesman

One who makes a living by coding software.

Expert codesman at your service!

by Casey Comendant March 27, 2008

Chodesap

a term used to describe someone who is obsessed with ex-girlfriends.

Nick is a Chodesap and can't keep her name out of his mouth.

by KarmaDude October 21, 2011

Chodeman

A guy with a chode. Essentially the same thing as a chodemeister just less creative and easier to say.

Montrell: You're gay.
Wyatt: Shut up chodeman at least I don't have a chode.

by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015

Chodeman

Very confident male, that thinks he has a big d**k. Tries to do or get what he wants with females, but just over compensates because of his tiny penis. Angry man with short penis.

"Man, you see Zack over there getting mad grabbing his stuff talking to that female"
"Told that fool he's a Chodeman and calm down"

"Haha I know that's right"
"Like that girl Mandie said, To my surprise and with that attitude, he's a Chodeman! Big attitude, little...."

by Sneaker101 April 3, 2017

Chodess

The female equivalent of a "Chode". An undesirable woman, usually one that attends local clubs/bars/venues attempting to get laid.

I can't believe that chodess at the end of the bar is hitting on me, she looks like a zombie Margaret Thatcher.

by BlackJesus1449 January 8, 2020

Chodess

A chodess is when a girls vagina is twice the size of a mans chod horizontally and vertically.

Girl 1- my chodess hurts so bad I could just lick a toe
Girl 2- wtf is a chodess and why do you have 2 butts?
Girl 1- that’s not a but it’s a Chodess!

by Opap September 15, 2021