chocolate berg 

A large turd of such size and girth that a small portion at least pokes itself out above the level of the toilet water-line. In this sense, the crap is like an ice-berg in that roughly 2/3 of it floats below the water-line.

Man, I was hurtin' after stuffing my face at Thanksgiving but all is well now that I've floated a chocolate berg.

chocolate berg by Chief I January 15, 2008

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

Salty Chocolate Milk by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012

Chocolate French-Fry 

After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.

"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."

Chocolate French-Fry by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

Chocolate Leg

One's weaker foot (in football).

Robin Van Persie: "It's always nice to score one with your chocolate leg"

Chocolate Leg by Pato_88 February 9, 2009

Chocolate Snow Kiss 

This is a 3-part maneuver beginning with the act of blowing one's load into another's butt hole. The pitcher then swiftly dives down to suck their chum back out of the catcher's anus before spinning him around and spitting it back into his mouth.

Little Biebs really thought he was getting it bad from Big Wayne until Wayne gave him a chocolate snow kiss. Biebs instantly regretted eating street tacos earlier that day.

Chocolate Snow Kiss by Savage Glen May 1, 2017

Chocolate cherry pucker plucker

The act of putting a cherry in your asshole, then having your partner attempt to pull the cherry out by the stem with their teeth without plucking the stem off the cherry.

my girlfriend told me she wanted a chocolate cherry pucker plucker for desert.

Chocolate cherry pucker plucker by cherrybomb686 March 5, 2019

Eat the Chocolate 

Means to release yourself of your burdens and enjoy simple pleasures and simblissity.

Don't wait for your life to be perfectly realigned, go ahead and eat the chocolate...NOW!

Now is now. Yesterday was a was. Tomorrow is something we can plan for and it may never come. So if the desire is to do something today, don't wait, Eat the Chocolate!

Eat the Chocolate by suzgirl October 19, 2016