Choad

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James is a Choad because he won't go to a strip club (his wife won't let him)
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1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma
Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.
by Mike December 08, 2003
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a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.
"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"
by Melissa February 01, 2005
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Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.
'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'
by alphahooker November 23, 2004
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a person or thing that is short
my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad
by k-lynn February 04, 2005
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it is as long as it is wide, ahhhhh
gaz has a choad, luv swaby x
by c-h-o-a-d February 11, 2003
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