Choad

Also see definitions for chode

"Shaddup, you stupid choad."

by x January 31, 2003

Choad

James the Enchanter

James is a Choad because he won't go to a strip club (his wife won't let him)

by Stealthpot November 22, 2003

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

Choad

a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.

"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"

by Melissa February 1, 2005

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Choad

a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 3, 2005

Choad

it is as long as it is wide, ahhhhh

gaz has a choad, luv swaby x

by c-h-o-a-d February 11, 2003