Chewing Cum

A king of chewing-gum filled with a cum-like substence.

Usually minted flavored.

"What are you eating?"
"Nothing, just trying this new Chewing Cum, it's delicious..."

by razc April 4, 2009

Dog's Chewing Gum

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.

Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.

by Schgot April 22, 2011

chewing the fat

General conversation with someone

Hey, yo, I'm here chewing the fat with Bob.

by lamer July 14, 2004

FAKE CHOWING

PRETENDING TO GO DOWN ON A GIRL

Today my wife accused me of fake chowing...wow I thought I was doing it right all this time...

by Mary Jane Jones July 15, 2011

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009

chewing the scenery

To display excessive emotion or to act in an exaggerated manner while performing.

Actors like Johnny Depp, William Shatner, and Tim Curry are well know for chewing the scenery.

by 2tmfp9 July 10, 2011

chewing a wasp

A face that's shows you are angry and pissed off. A screwed up face that's is obviously not a happy chappy.

She was so pissed off you could tell, she had a face the looked like she was chewing a wasp.

by tttgirls January 22, 2016