A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
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Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?
Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!
Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!
Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
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A Nigerian name meaning God has done it for me. It is mostly used for girls. They are mostly fair in complexion and very beautiful. They are smart, kind and fun to be with. Chinemerem are easy going kind of people. They can be very friendly and can't be taken for granted. They are very determined, strong and independent. They don't fall in love easily but when they do it's from their heart and won't take you for granted. They make loyal friends and girlfriends. They are mostly extroverts. They are usually very hard-working and intelligent. They are goal- oriented set of people. They are usually very unique. They know how to make you feel happy when you're sad. They can be annonying sometimes. They are usually very cooperative and trustworthy. They are very good friends. You are lucky if you find a chinemerem because they are the best kind of people to hang out/ stay around with.
Person 1: The class seems boring.
Person 2: because chinemerem is not around.
Person1: Where's she? Please go and call her.
Person 2: because chinemerem is not around.
Person1: Where's she? Please go and call her.
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Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean
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Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."
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Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
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