Alberta Chili Bowl

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.

"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."

by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012

rad chilies

a man's junk

VLAD: "The babies want the Make-outs to be...a tender secret; a soft memory to sneak away with when all alone."
RAY: "Hm. Can I still call my junk my 'rad chilies'?"

by ig July 9, 2003

Chiliendo

When a mexican cholo is yelling at you trying to fight and you're a white male and don't know any Spanish but want to calm him down.

When you trying to say "calm down" in Spanish but don't that shitty language.

Cholo: "De voy a partir la madre" (Imma fuck you up)
White male: "Yo ese, chiliendo bro, im not looking for trouble"

by HaiLLL September 2, 2017

welcome to chili's

When you are all alone and bored so you just look in the mirror and be like welcome to chili's. On rare occasions it is used by the chili's staff to welcome.

*Saturday night all alone*

To myself out loud "WELCOME TO CHILI'S"

by Yosniel January 9, 2018

crack chili

A delicious gourmet chili with a special secret ingredient home made with love and care, particularly the kind you would submit in a church chili contest. One table spoon per cup of chili, (it really gets pastor Jeffrey talking.)

This Frito chili pie is so good Destiny! It's so addictive almost like crack chili!

by Pastor Jeffrey September 8, 2022

New York Chili Dog

Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.

Bro, I can't get the smell of that New York Chili Dog to go away.

by DirtyDoc May 31, 2016

pot of chili

A pot of chili is when you're really sick to your stomach and have terrible diarrhea. Then before you can flush you have to hop off and vomit Into that same , very full toilet. This making a pot of chili

Oh my god... I was so F'in sick after that Indian food I ended up making a HUGE pot of chili.

by HayColtZoc September 16, 2013