chickendonkey

A special dance used to scare away rats when they're chasing you. The dance involves running while flapping your arms like a chicken and making donkey noises. This should hopefully scare away any rats that are chasing you. Good luck.

person1: "OH NO WE'RE GETTING CHASED BY RATS!!!!
person2: "WELL WHAT DO WE DO??!!!?

person1: "DO THE CHICKENDONKEY NOW!!!!!!!"

person2: "what"

by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 18, 2026