chessexual

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive

-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?

by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

cottage cheesed

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018

top left im cheesed

on your heart (top left) you're mad/frustrated. (im cheesed)

person 1; yo what happened
person 2; she pissed me off. top left im cheesed rn.

by some arab bitch May 3, 2017

mac and cheesed

Someone giving you the worst part of their leftovers while having remnants of the best part still present.

Chris totally mac and cheesed Jeff with that pork sandwich.

by jef-fro November 8, 2017

barrel chested freedom fighter

a man who has a muscular chest whom is in the armed forces (navy, army, marines ) ; A compliment.

“I’m just tryna find a Barrel Chested freedom fighter to settle down with.”

“relax you’ll find him we live near the navy base he won’t be to hard to find.”

by dootNootToot January 4, 2018

cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.

Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!

by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Fat Chested

A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".

"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009