Chicken wings that are so small and scrawny that there is hardly any meat, as if the chicken was raised in or near Chernobyl.
by booquafius_reee February 24, 2021
Get the Chernobyl Wingsmug. a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris
by pkchlojob January 22, 2014
Get the chernobyl facemug. They say Nancy was living in Chernobyl when it happened. That's why she became an x-ray tech. She doesn't need the machine because her breasts shoot their own x-rays. You know, chernobyl breasts?
by gregjockca December 3, 2010
Get the chernobyl breastsmug. by oxfordcomma December 8, 2009
Get the emotional chernobylmug. by Psyduck13 November 19, 2014
Get the Chernobyl Dickmug. When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.
My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.
by thatguy527 September 23, 2015
Get the Sexual Chernobylmug. The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.
"Hey dude, looks like you had a rough night the way you're walking"
"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"
"oh man, thats brutal"
"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"
"oh man, thats brutal"
by noogie_da_sheep March 7, 2011
Get the Chernobyl Handsawmug.