Cheesemo

An extremely cheesey emo/scene/hippster/trendster/whatever. Cheesemos attend lame shows and talk like they're the coolest thing around. They also wear lame band tees and neatly folded bandanas in their back pockets. Also somewhere belts without putting them in a beltloop. (WTF?)

Cheesemo-"Are you like totally going to the FFTL show!?"
Me- "You're Fucking Gay"

by C Wizzle December 28, 2005

Cheeseboi Tezz

A kid who’s gonna be a famous rapper one day and live his life like a baller.

“I really like the music Cheeseboi Tezz makes”

by Dior Maverick April 23, 2020

cheesewollowed

Someone that uses cheese when they are sad

Dave grabbed a family sized block of cheddar and cheesewollowed whilst eating it.

by 00jo March 1, 2021

Cincinatti cheeseboard

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.

'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'

by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012

Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.

300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.

Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!

by BirdMamma December 12, 2010

Cheesemonkey

Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.

Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."

by A Harrow March 15, 2015