cheeseportal

ah yes, cheeseportal. a very nice and hot mutual who uses social media to much and yet still manages to not respond to anyone and only uses bark and meow to communicate LOL

bae #1: hey look at my very cool mutual cheeseportal!

bae #2: omg they are so cool what is their discord??

bae #1: it's cheeseportal#6494

by cheeseportal 😏 June 18, 2021

cheesegasm

Another name for Taco Bell's Cheesy Beefy Melt

brb, going to Taco Bell to buy some cheesegasms.

by Frrrrrrunkis April 26, 2008

cheeseboat

1. to engage in coitus with a mammal outside of the human species

2. to perform an act of bestiality

I was especially horny, the dog was in heat, so I cheeseboated the hell out of that pup.

by ItsJester April 25, 2006

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Cheesegrater

The receiving of a blow job from a man/woman with braces.

"Ahh man, my dick got sawn off by some ho that gave me a cheesegrater after not telling me she had braces."

by Maxpeter224 January 11, 2006

Cheeseboard

To arrive at a casual gathering/party devastatingly overdressed, showing up all other guests who are assumed to be very casual.

"I think they were all just ordering pizza and getting smashed at Dave's tonight."

"Right on, I'll grab the chinos. I feel like cheeseboarding this bitch."

by tourm March 17, 2010

Cheesegrater Face

When a person has forgot to disinfect their electric shaver so get a chronic bacterial disease.

See also: Cheesegrater hands

Imagine a face that has been grated with a cheesegrater

by Prick #1 January 7, 2005