Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.

Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"

by Potato Sack June 12, 2009

Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

by Duke January 22, 2003

cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.

i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life

by anon98789 April 25, 2019

cheeto dip

Cheeto Dip is slang for vagina

Your a Cheeto Dip

Mrs. Wilson you ever tried Cheeto Dip?

by DonkeyPuncher21 March 11, 2014

Cheener

Another word for genitalia, neither male nor female specific. Included parts are the penis, anus, teat, and vajingle-bells.

"Dude, I was playing disc golf yesterday and my sisters-boyfriends seeing-eye-dog bit me right in the cheeners"

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

cheeto beast

Someone who is hella beast and is very good at video games

Oh look at tony the little cheeto beast ace the team.

by The_LegitMeaning19 May 30, 2017

Cheetos DNA

Circumstantial orange evidence left behind by a recent consumer of Cheetos.

John, I know you were the last one to touch the t.v. remote. It has your Cheetos DNA all over it.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 14, 2010