The Chaz Bono

Is a sexual act a man performs on a woman when he penis has failed him, just won't work, is too damaged from overuse or just doesn't exist. It consists of one or two meaty-sausage like fingers placed inside your lady friend, stimulating her "G-Spot" while simultaneously performing oral sex on her...

"Dude, I had WAY too much to drink last night and "Mr. Happy" just wouldn't cooperate, but Muffy insisted on getting off, so I gave her three orgasms using the Chaz Bono. She screamed her head off and then passed out, sweet, sweet victory...

by Archanimal June 10, 2011

Chazzing It

in reference to the online game Mobsters, a term used to describe the cowardly actions of an individual who likes brag of his actions of "killing" other mobsters by listing and fleeing, either by death or by hiding in Eastern Europe.

Dude, this tard is chazzing it again!

by A Mobster June 29, 2011

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

by Cokosplia August 24, 2011

chazer

Hebrew for pig, also used to define a piglike person or a slob

Michael Moore is a Chazer

by Zalman Ber February 24, 2005

chazdecized

When a person is unusually shaped in the face and nose area, can also mean awkward and ugly; known as one with an IQ below twenty which is far below the norm. Also referred to as one who has had an excessive amount of narcotics which magnifies the unattractiveness of the individual furthermore.

Wow look at that hideous girl she looks like she has been chazdecized.

by ck8qd March 1, 2009

chazmungle

A chavvy dog who's owners spend out money on pimped out collars and leashes

"Hey, have you seen Bob's new dog, - he's got a chazmungle"

by T & T February 15, 2007

chaz out

to not go do something with your friends for a really lame reason, such as doing laundry or ironing your clothes.

"Hey is Chris going to come to the bar with us"
"Nah. He's going to chaz out. Says he needs to clean his apartment."
"That jackass is always chazzing out."

by jorge1080 November 20, 2007