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Captain Stabbin'

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.
This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012
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Captain Dipshit

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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To the Captain

A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.
*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"
by Oscar was wrong December 2, 2016
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captain falcon

The Nintendoverse's answer to our universe's Chuck Norris.
We have Chuck Norris. Mario, Link and company have Captain Falcon.

You did see him in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right? That's why.
by Captain Norris March 11, 2008
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Captain Murphy

The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.

Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.
Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.
by Rankojin July 12, 2004
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captain douche

In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.
"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."

If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.
by slugbeast July 22, 2009
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Captain Levi

A badass from Attack on Titan, he kills a lot of titans, bruh
Captain Levi: *LIVING*

Titans: oh shit
by Jud Nub February 5, 2021
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