fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

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by laser_fox March 8, 2021

Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

Chaylee

Chaylee, being a girls name, is very sweet, but can be sour at times. She hates being wrong and is very hardworking and determined. She is very caring and is good at taking care of younger children. She is also very breathtaking and beautiful. You'll never want to lose this girl.

Who can be as amazing as a Chaylee?

by ohxdqq November 17, 2019

You have no chance to survive, make your time

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.

What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

by Cheshil March 20, 2004

Chace

A guy who has intentions in life and knows who he is. He's very confident and isn't two face. He's nice to everyone, unless your mean to him. he's a guy who understands you and yet doesnt judge you. He's got a killer smilee not to mention hes got the looks that attracts every girl. His sence of humor will always enlighten someones day. Chace is everyones friend and everyone whos a firnd of him is lucky.

chace is a great firiend

by tink12345 April 4, 2011