Chat speak

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

by Joanne October 8, 2004

chat sex

(n.) Same as phone sex, except that one must keep both hands on the keyboard. This indicates that one must use one's feet to masturbate, or learn to type with their toes. This leaves both hands free to grope yourself and someone else simultaneously. If fortune prevails, you could use the other hand to perform a rusty trombone or rusty trumpet on your favorite live sex partner while having chat sex with a third party.

STEVE42: Are you there, Bruce?
BRUCE69: Yes.
STEVE42: Let's have chat sex, OK?
BRUCE69: All right, man!
STEVE42: Let me find my big giant dildo, OK?
BRUCE69: OK. I'll just give your grandmother a rusty trumpet to pass the time, OK?
STEVE42: Sounds good.
BRUCE69: All right, my man! We're gonna get naked and nasty tonight!

by Rob Porter January 5, 2009

chat syndrome

When you chat so long and often to your mates online that you keep using MSN abbreviations in the real world.

I keep saying lol all the time in real life, lol.

by Lauren Baratt August 28, 2005

Chat Stalker

(eng.)One who lurks in chatrooms stalking about with cheap excuses for wit and/or charm to attempt to allure, entice, or even come close to the idea of enducing a chat romance of some sort,sexual activity which is clearly not wanted, no warranted, and quite frowned upon

"Y!Stalkers are so easy to spot, ask the girls in here.."

by FAH_Q April 6, 2005

Chat Sniper

When one enters a chat room and watches for idiots, then, when the opportunity arises, tosses in a biting comment at very random times to humiliate the idiot.

So, I'm watching this guy Driss in chat, and he completely lied 5 minutes ago by stating something totally contradictory, so, I became a Chat Sniper and made fun of him.

by Unsurreality April 8, 2010

chat shit

A saying to someone who is talking rubbish.

Originates from Widnes, North-West England.

"I had a date with a a fit bird last night" says roy.
"Chat Shit" replies Jim.

by gypsy dave July 6, 2008

chat slut

A chat slut is a woman, girl, or in some cases a guy who chats 24/7 looking for a chatmance. They could be single or married but in all cases they are too limp to actually go in an appropriate chat room and ask for cyber sex, which is what they want from the get go. A chat slut is not only lame but way ugly, therefore they must chat with a paper bag over their heads.

Justhere, georgie, KKG, fedup and Ilovewill are all big chat sluts. They can't get a live man who weighs under 400 lbs. therefore they have to give a cyberman like blackhats, Oldsmurf, and Closer lapdances in chat.

by autobot January 18, 2007