sorry charlie

A lack of sympathy. A form of "Get over it. I won't help you." Used as a response to a complaint.

A: "I lost my last quarter."
B: "Sorry Charlie."

by internet addict May 16, 2011

Austin Carlile

The amazing and beautiful frontman/screamer to the band Of Mice and Men. Austin is incredibly tall and is super nice. He has Marfan Syndrome and got surgery, and he has been through a ton of shit yet he continues to make other people happy, and takes hate from a lot of people but doesnt give up. Aust is also shipped with his best friend Alan who plays rhythm guitar in his band, their ship is "Cashby".

"Why are you so obsessed with Austin Carlile?"
"Cause he's rad AF"
OR

"Austin Carlile or Die"

by Austin's future daughter January 3, 2014

three pump charlie

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie

John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips

by Club April 10, 2015

Charlie Sheened

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)

Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!

by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011

charlie the unicorn 2

Charile the Unicorn is the sequal to Charlie the Unicorn, a popular video. In this one, the annoying blue and pink come back pretending to be deep sea divers while floating in the air. They are then sucked into a vortex that opens on Charlie's back. They come back soon after with an amulet around the blue one's neck. After persuasion, they go on a search to find the Banana King and return the amulet. On the way there they find a giant Z and the blue and pink unicorns start speaking spanish. They reach the kingdom of the banana king where a green seal-like creature wearing a Santa-Claus hat, beard and red lips who begins singing "Put a Banana in your ear!" Afterwards it explodes, just like the letters in the original. Charlie even comments, "Of course it burst into flames." It is then found that Charlie is the Banana King. He goes back home to find that he has been robbed again. The vortex opens again on Charlies back, and the blue unicorn makes a funny noise then leaves.

"Look over there! Its a Coral reef!"
"Oh no! Here comes a school of Fugu fish!"
"There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie"
"Charlie! I have the amulet! The amulet Charlie! The magical amulet! Spirals, Spirals! The amulettttt.....!!!"
"Put a banana in your ear!"
"You are the Banana King!"
Charlie the Unicorn 2

by SilverFoxTheKit April 30, 2008

Charlie puth

The most hot, sexy, talented singer in the world who can amazingly play the piano, has perfect pitch, and a n unique scar in his eyebrows which is caused by a dog bite.

Friend: when is Charlie Puth's birthday?

Me: Dec 2 1991 in new jersey

Other friend: what was today homework

Me: where the hell should i know?

by Biggest puthinator on earth August 29, 2018

Charlie girl

Charlie girls are usually quite attractive, fun loving girls.
They don't care what people think, and have great goals in life.
She isn't always understood, and not many people know how great she actually is.
Everyone wants to get to know her, and is loved by most people.
She gets on with people from all walks of life, and dreams of travelling the world.
But don't get on the bad side of her --- she isn't afraid of exploding with honest opinions!

Hotass body, beautiful eyes.

I'm so glad I met Charlie girl.

by Genius...... December 15, 2014