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yea sip that chardonnay

Used as a insult to one when someone has no comebacks and drinks something to pass the time and thinks for a comeback

the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink

also same thing as saying you just got PWND
guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)

guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!

AT party

Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do

Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay
by BEASTNINJASTARS January 16, 2011
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Chardonnay

Chardonnay:
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.
Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.
by Keith1111111 January 9, 2008
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Chardonney

The most beautiful, talented, and amazing person you will ever meet. She's shy but freaky and has a very bubbly personality. She walks with uncertainty but she loves to express her feelings with friends and in her journal. She will always care for you no matter what and will be there for anyone who needs a helping hand. Once you have one, don't let her go.
Chardonney is the love of everyone's dreams.
by oof202 May 28, 2018
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Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.
Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.
by REDxIV January 16, 2011
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Chardonnay whore

Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.
Dude, she's totally a Chardonnay whore!
by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013
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chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap
by Dreach September 22, 2022
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Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.
I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.
by HotROD July 24, 2025
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