charlaine

The most devoted person that gets shit done.

Everything she creates is amazingly stunning.
Also she is a beautiful meme queen.

That's such a Charlaine meme. lol!

by marrrrce December 5, 2017

Charlie Spring

A walking W.
Charlie Spring=Walking W

Charlie spring is the goat.

by ThatRandomGu April 28, 2022

Charlize

She is the best friend anybody could possibly ask for. She's always there for you, and ready and willing and able to make you feel better. She's very loyal, and will always stay true to her friends. If a guy is lucky enough to have her, he's one lucky dude. Whoever is her best friend is pretty much just as lucky. Whenever you're feeling down, some random funny memory with her will pop into your head and make you smile. Just being around her automatically puts you in a good mood no matter what. You can trust her with anything, and she knows "don't tell anybody" means "don't tell anybody". It's hard to get her trust, but once you have it, it's amazing. Any type of close relationship with her is awesome, whether it's best friend, boyfriend or anything else. Being her friend is like having a sister. She gives great advice, and is always very honest. She's funny and sweet. She is beautiful, whether or not she chooses to believe you when you tell her that. She's weird and crazy, but that's why you end up loving her. She's an amazing hugger and always wants to get better no matter how good she already is. She's a good kisser, and don't say otherwise unless you wish to suffer the consequences. Don't mess with her, because once you do she will literally beat your a** and you will disappear, and will never be found again. In short, she's amazing, and you will always cherish her. She is so precious, everyone wants to be like her. Charlize is perfect

Friend: Charlize your so perfect
Charlize: Look who’s talking 😍
Friend: *smiles with happiness*

by Layla Kay August 31, 2019

sorry charlie

A lack of sympathy. A form of "Get over it. I won't help you." Used as a response to a complaint.

A: "I lost my last quarter."
B: "Sorry Charlie."

by internet addict May 16, 2011

three pump charlie

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie

John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips

by Club April 10, 2015

Charlie Sheened

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)

Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!

by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011

charlie the unicorn 2

Charile the Unicorn is the sequal to Charlie the Unicorn, a popular video. In this one, the annoying blue and pink come back pretending to be deep sea divers while floating in the air. They are then sucked into a vortex that opens on Charlie's back. They come back soon after with an amulet around the blue one's neck. After persuasion, they go on a search to find the Banana King and return the amulet. On the way there they find a giant Z and the blue and pink unicorns start speaking spanish. They reach the kingdom of the banana king where a green seal-like creature wearing a Santa-Claus hat, beard and red lips who begins singing "Put a Banana in your ear!" Afterwards it explodes, just like the letters in the original. Charlie even comments, "Of course it burst into flames." It is then found that Charlie is the Banana King. He goes back home to find that he has been robbed again. The vortex opens again on Charlies back, and the blue unicorn makes a funny noise then leaves.

"Look over there! Its a Coral reef!"
"Oh no! Here comes a school of Fugu fish!"
"There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie"
"Charlie! I have the amulet! The amulet Charlie! The magical amulet! Spirals, Spirals! The amulettttt.....!!!"
"Put a banana in your ear!"
"You are the Banana King!"
Charlie the Unicorn 2

by SilverFoxTheKit April 30, 2008