Skip to main content

Cantaloupe

A made up word for a rockmelon. However, some Victorians and Western Australians may try to convince you otherwise. They should be ridiculed for their stupidity and shunned from society.
Person 1: Man i love cantaloupe!
Person 2: WTF is cantaloupe!? its called a rockmelon retard!
by Instigator101 March 11, 2009
mugGet the Cantaloupe mug.

Cantelouping

(cant-a-lope-ing) - when two girls touch bow adorned dicks while licking canteloupes and snorting grapefruit kool-aid powder while being penetrated by the kool-aid man all on top of a gay guy and his straight crush. Note: when two or more sets of girls are cantelouping, it is called a fruit salad.
Sally and Sue were seen cantelouping in the girls bathroom on friday while they were skipping gym class.
by Lena Mae January 19, 2008
mugGet the Cantelouping mug.

Cantaloupe

That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them
Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"
by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020
mugGet the Cantaloupe mug.

cantaloupe

Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.
Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.

Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!
by ChrisSee October 16, 2008
mugGet the cantaloupe mug.

Cantaloupey

Having the qualities of a cantaloupe , in appearence, texture , scent, or taste.
Guy 1: Dude check out the massive cantaloupe esque tits on that blonde over there!

Guy 2: You mean cantaloupey?
by GamerGuy69 January 17, 2009
mugGet the Cantaloupey mug.

screaching cantaloupe

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms
Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!
by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009
mugGet the screaching cantaloupe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email