Channing Tatum

Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...

Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com

by Chexy February 6, 2005

Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

chancing

a Filipino slang word for secretly peeking, or slyly touching restricted body parts. It means that you use a "chance" to do the deed. Usually done on a friendly manner that makes it less offensive.

friends hugging
Girl: dude, did you touch my boobs?
Boy: no, must've by accident.
Girl: you're chancing me
Boy: not at all, (he was totally was)

by sore-eyes March 26, 2010

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

life changing dick

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.

The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick

by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016

a-changing

In the process of changing

Times are a-changing.

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003